10 Reasons The Oscars Suck!

1. When the Oscars are on they cancel all the good shows on Sunday night. The best night for TV is skipped over for this stupid award show.
2. Half of the awards are for things you’ve never heard of.
3. You’ll never watch half of the crap they give awards for.
4. There are only 3 awards anyone cares about. Best Picture, Best Actor, Best Actress.
5. The best awards everyone watches for are at the end, so you have to watch the entire thing.
6. The winners of the best awards get no time for their speeches because it always goes over time like a damn football game.
7. It is the most boring thing on television to watch, watching paint dry is much more appealing. The Oscars are so long, you’ll literally age while watching or sleeping.
8. The winners of the “big” awards are of decent movies, but there are usually better movies that year. 
9. This year, in particular, they are sending more than one political message, it’s not an award shows job. 
10. No one cares what the foreign press thinks, other than of course the winner.