Thursday, December 23, 2010
You really area heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Gingrich,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
Your heart's an empty hole
You're brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Cheney, I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
Merry Christmas Teabaggers!!
Friday, December 17, 2010
So I've been trying to figure out why a man would cry in public. I've figured it out. I'm positive I will find the majority (how fitting) of people agree with me. Let me explain my reasoning before I get hate mail. Might I just say this is about our Conservative friend John Boehner. My first reaction was, this guys gay. It was the wrong reaction, men cry sometimes. However, In my 29 years of life I have yet to see my father cry. I don't think I ever will and that shows me that my dad either doesn't cry or just doesn't do it in public. Smart move on his part, crying shows weakness. If you're a man or a woman, it shouldn't be done in public. Especially when you are in the public eye. As is Representative Boehner. Even more troublesome than that, he is a leader in this country. That makes me want to cry, don't worry I wont get in front of the news cameras and do that.
So, I have seen men cry before don't get me wrong. It's not as if men should be made of stone and never shed a tear. There are certain circumstances where crying is absolutely acceptable. Your child, parents, spouse, grandparents, a close relative, best friend, or dog passing away. Some other acceptable reasons can be; winning the lottery (large sum), becoming paralyzed, watching your child being born, watching a loved one get tortured, coming home from war, and maybe dropping something that weighs more than 50lbs on your toe. There may be a few more reasons where it's feasible to cry, however I can't think of any other reasons that are good enough. Most of the time when people cry they are rarely in a public setting as it is. So, to cry over winning an election; it's a great thing, but have you ever seen a President cry after winning? No doubt some if not all of them may have. Not once have I seen that happen on camera. That is an excellent thing too, showing weakness is not good for the leaders of this great nation. You say, Obama caved that shows weakness, not the same thing. He may have compromised with the Republicans, but he didn't cry about it. It's not like he stomped his feet and threw a tantrum. He called them hostage takers, that is exactly what the GOP was doing. So weak, no the deal could have been better, but that's not what this is about.
Weak defined as: Not having authority, political strength, or governing power "a weak president". I am not speaking of our President as you may have guessed. I am speaking of no other than John Boehner, the next house speaker. It's a scary thought, is this guy going to cry if he can't get a bill passed? I can see him throwing himself on the ground because the Democrats disagree with him. It's an absolute catastrophe having this so called man leader of the US House of Representatives. I'm appalled that such a spineless, cowardly person can actually call himself a leader. It figures he's from Ohio, not that I am against the state as a whole, just anyone who voted for a man that cries for no real reason. Let me elaborate on that.
Boehner cried while talking about schools. Also, cried when his wife said she was proud of him. In fact most of his interview he did on 60 minutes the man sobbed through. Who in their right mind would give this guy sympathy. I must say he has 11 siblings. That can't be easy, but he's been in congress since the early 90's. I have no sympathy for the devil. On election night the man sobbed like a baby. When he debates during congressional sessions he cries occasionally. I've done some research on this and found that it's more than occasionally. Don't let this guy fool you, he's not the emotional guy he seems to be. He has his skeletons in the closet that you can find as easily as I have. Crying doesn't make us feel for you, either you're a pretty decent actor or you're too emotional for politics. If that was Speaker Pelosi crying on TV, the conservatives would have a field day. A woman, just too emotional to hold office. That is exactly what you would hear. I'm sure it would be worse than that. That woman is an excellent speaker. She has yet to cry in public and I applaud her for that!
I agree with the ladies on the view, I can't believe I'm putting that in writing. MAN UP! Don't be such a pansy everyone has problems. I don't feel for your kids they have more money and opportunity than most American children. They will be just fine, especially now that they won't pay taxes on the millions you leave them at your death. Also, they'll pay minimal taxes at least for the next two years. Ohio, stop voting for the morons please! That state has screwed the United States numerous times. I say we boycott Ohio, give them to Mexico. Better yet, lets put the lifers in prison there. We can put a big wall around the state throw the people that are in prison for life in there. Hell, conservatives are all for guns right? Lets give each prisoner a gun with a duffel bag full of ammo, strong will survive. Technically the ones with the best aim will. Then those people can be shipped off to war and we can bring the real heroes home. Sounds like a damn good idea to me. I'm starting to sound like a crazy teabagger. It's just a thought. Wow Ohio, way to screw the country yet again.
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Monday, December 13, 2010
|Homeless American woman and her children. This will happen more and more.|
Here's another good idea, raise the import tax. If you raise this tax they will bring most of the companies back here. It's not public information what stocks and corporations politicians have stake in. It should be public information, if it was the Americans would vote a hell of a lot differently.
|If Bush can figure it out anyone can....|
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Lets start with my friend Glenn Beck, what a douche bag. This man has to me the most irritating person on the station for sure. He speaks in the third person at times. This joker thinks he's untouchable. It's hard to listen to him and not yell at the screen. I'm confused as to how this guy is even on TV? What background does this yahoo have to tell anyone what to do? I'll tell you, he didn't have a great childhood. His Dad was an alcoholic and his mother died when he was 13. She drowned when on a boat with another person, he likes to tell people she committed suicide, which is untrue. He was married and divorced (the woman had to be a saint). His only formal education was high school, he is supposedly a "recovering" addict and alcoholic. Beck, was a pot head and a drunk, that explains a lot. At one point he contemplated suicide, so he's a a confirmed lunatic! He was born and raised Roman Catholic, and switched to Mormonism after marrying his current wife. They must be swingers, who knows, doesn't sound very conservative to me. So, Beck is crazy, a drunk, and a drug addict with no real experience on anything to do with political matters. This guy also made 32 million dollars from March 09 - March 10, wonder why he loves the Right-Wing so much. People still trust this poor excuse for a man, more power to you. While you're following Beck and his followers to hell I'll wave at you from above.
Sean Hannity, oh this bastard, you can't get rid of him. Only thing good I will admit about him is he has a nice sounding voice on the radio. Other then that, the man is an evil heretic. His education sounds like one that came from money. He went to a prep school and dropped out of college. He has one opinion, his own and he doesn't give a damn who knows it. It's a good quality to have, unless of course you have outrageous opinions like this turkey. He has this "Great American Panel" on his show. It's usually a liberal and/or democrat on one end, two far right-wing conservative normally they are Fox News contributors, and an idiot woman either normally someone who has nothing to do with politics at all. So these people are on his show contributing to the conversation. Whenever the liberal/democrat makes any sort of good point; Sean yells over them and talks over them making his point clear. Let me remind you his points are always the most immoral ones you can make. When he says things like: Unemployment is bad for the country, these people aren't even looking for jobs, and TSA is just going over board. First of all Unemployment is needed people have bills and homes and would like to keep their houses if the banks let them. Second, TSA is doing their job, they do what they are told.
I'm not going to even mention the other half-wits. I'm guessing most do not have any kind of political degree and or background. Moral of the story, Fox News employees people that have no real education, and have no idea what they are talking about. This is all to get ratings, I say boycott Fox News. I'll watch to keep you all posted. If you do watch take what you hear with a grain of salt.
Monday, December 6, 2010
Thursday, December 2, 2010
|Mark Levin, Idiot Conservative of the Day~|
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
The funniest thing I heard on his show is when he was up-talking President Reagan. Maybe not the funniest, the scariest. Seriously? Reagan? All of the Republican presidents this country has had and Reagan is the best one you could come up with? My god, the man should be shoved in a loony bin. I couldn't believe my ears. I'm lucky I didn't get in a car accident after hearing that BS.
Let's look at President Reagan realistically, he was dyslexic, graduated from community college, a crappy actor, and loved by every moron in the country. Unemployment was at an all time high, he could have been impeached for the Iran-contra affair. Unfortunately he was too powerful to be impeached, sort of like President George W.
So, to make this a short story, if you love this dolt Limbaugh you have a scary addiction. Listening to people like Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh, is just bad for your brain. Take it from me, you are losing the few brain cells you have left. You would be better smoking a joint or blowing a 8 ball of coke up your nose. At least that way you will feel a high instead of a low. I listen to things like this to get a better prospective of why the Republicans and Tea Baggers love these morons. Guess what, I still haven't figured it out. It's really quite scary, if you do anything these morons ask you to do, you're just asking to be shunned by society.
If you don't agree, listen to these rantings yourself, the call of a lunatic? I guarantee it!
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Monday, November 15, 2010
“Reported” by Clive Runnels
The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, and to agree with Bill O’Reilly and Glenn Beck.
Canadian border farmers say it’s not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night.
“I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,” said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn’t have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?”
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields. “Not real effective,” he said. “The liberals still got through and Rush annoyed the cows so much that they wouldn’t give any milk.”
Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves.” A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions,” an Ontario border patrolman said. “I found one carload without a single bottle of imported drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet, though.”
When liberals are caught, they’re sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR races.
In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching half a dozen young vegans in powdered wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the ’50s. ” If they can’t identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age.” an official said.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and are renting all the Michael Moore movies.
“I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can’t support them.” an Ottawa resident said. “How many art-history majors does one country need?”
Monday, November 8, 2010
I've said it before, buy what you want don't listen to that poor excuse for a human Beck.
Friday, November 5, 2010
http://www.spartanlaw.com/practice-areas/goldline-class-actionI don't think she was expecting to hear that. Then I said wait...doesn't Glenn Beck represent your company. She said yes, but the lawsuit has nothing to do with their company. Also, she stated that Glenn Beck just advertises for us, we don't actually pay him to. I laughed and said any company that uses that scam artist to advertise will NEVER get business from me. I also said I want to be taken off your call list immediately. I then hung up on her and rightly so. I paid less than cost for the bullion I own and I more than doubled my money already. I am not telling anyone to buy gold or silver. I am just stating facts.
Here is a picture I obtained from a website on the Glenn Beck Goldline scam. It's an accurate account of what Beck does. Basically he's scaring people into buying gold and silver. There is more to the picture, but it's too small and you wouldn't be able to read it all. This is the jist of it.
If you fall into his scams, I truly pity you. While I think buying precious metals is a good idea, no matter how the economy is doing. I do recommend to buy Canadian Bullion, that's a personal choice so do what you want. It's also a good idea to do some shopping before jumping in bed with Beck and Goldline. They will take you for a ride. Good luck to you all! I hope you figure out the truth somewhere. Lord knows you will not find it on television. That is for sure, you can't even get accurate news anymore and it's unfortunate. Stay true to yourself, be smart, and be safe. There are so many people out there that are trying to make a quick buck. Buyer beware or it might just bite you in the ass.
Quick note to my fellow Illinoisans THANK YOU FOR VOTING FOR QUINN!!! 4 more years of Democracy baby! On, another note I want to thank all you idiots that voted toward the Tea Party! Prices are going up already and the election just ended. GOOD JOB! Way to stick it to the government!
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Today I received a comment on my blog via facebook. It's only fair to answer, I welcome all comments the good the bad the ugly!
Maybe I do sound like a raving lunatic, I can't help myself. When I have an opinion it usually gets heard in one way or another. I am going over the top with the whole Antichrist thing, yes I know. It's a way to get heard. Palin, Beck, Fox News, MSNBC, even CNN are all evil and corporations own them. These supposive "News Teams" are paid by the Democrats and Republicans. If you want to be even more technical they are paid by corporations who endorse candidates of their liking. I do want to clarify that, it's only fair. I've said it before I don't trust any of them. They are definitely trying to use "spooky language" keep Americans scared. The media tries to panic the Americans, but not too much they don't really want to cause a riot. Although, the Tea Party was close. As for the Antichrist it's a warning is all it is. They are trying to sway people in a direction, listen to yourself. If you are choosing a candidate on what you believe, that is good it's what you should be doing. If you are just doing it because you really don't know much about politics and are basing this on what people say, here in lies the problems our Country is facing. For one reason or another the Government is trying to keep us stupid, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. They'd like to steal from you when your back is turned and you're watching crap like Nancy Grace. She's telling you about all the poor children that have been killed or abducted. It's a problem I really do agree, but for 40 days we don't need to see that bitch judge people. She is the most ignorant woman on TV today. I know this is getting off the subject, back to my point. The media hypes us up on things that don't really take precedence in our lives.
Yes, it's bad when people die, it's also bad when you are being lied to. I think everyone agrees on those two statements.
So, lets take dying, people die, it happens. We're still in war so people we know we'll be dying, and people are old so they'll die. Assholes drink and drive so some of them or some people that are innocent of that will die. It's a part of life unfortunately.
On the other hand, lying can be helped if you are not an asshole or for a better term not a politician. They all lie it's something that has been happening forever. So, what do we do about this? Not a damn thing unless you want to up rise. If that happens they will take our Military against us, that bill passed when Bush was in office. OK we all want a change, nobody wants to work together. You are either way for this Tea Party, neutral, against, or don't care. The people that don't care are even farther behind than the Tea Party. Since we all live in this Country we should care. In some way, shape, or form it will affect your life.
So there some skeptics out there, we'll get past this, you're one of those people spreading fear. I would have agreed with you a few years ago. Not so much anymore, it's happening all around us. The little person is getting screwed. I know too many people that don't have a job, are supporting a family. Unemployment can only go so far. You can not live on it, you lose it at a certain point too. Now what? So you own a house, have a couple kids, and no job. What exactly are you supposed to do? I guess you can suck up your pride and go work at a really low paying job like fast food, still doesn't cut it. There goes your house. Now, you live in an apartment. You have the same kids, and dammit you have to apply for welfare. Fun, fun, maybe you can go to a food bank or even a shelter. Are there even any open in the Country that aren't full? I've heard if you don't get to those shelters in time and are in a good position in line, you may be sleeping out in the streets. I'm sure that would never break up a family. So now you're homeless lets face it, working at a fast food restaurant isn't going to pay the rent. Now you're in a bad situation and what does the government do? Not a damn thing, what can they do? There are so many people in these predicaments it's astounding!
I don't give a damn what anyone says the United States hasn't been this bad since the great depression. Our economy is falling to pieces, if we keep printing money that we don't have, our dollar will be worthless. When this happens we are at the mercy of the world. That's a horrific thought, do you think we will still have the support of our allies? I doubt it, I heard on a radio news station the other day that our Nuclear missiles we're out of our control for at least 30 minutes late last month. What exactly does that say to us? If they can't control our missiles what are we supposed to do. I don't have an M16 on hand, not that that will help a nuclear attack. I'm not a crazy with a bomb shelter, I would be thinking the same thing. Nuclear weapons just scares me always have, always will. It should one button and BOOM everyone dies!
Really I'm not trying to get everyone all rilled up over all of this. It would just be nice for people to acknowledge the fact that this is a real thing. We are in trouble, China and India are now the 2 number one nations in the world. This shouldn't be, we come up with ideas and they are shipped elsewhere. People wonder why there are no jobs. These politicians are looking in the wrong directions. We need jobs, to make money, to pay taxes, to support our government. If we have no jobs, we can't pay into Social Security, which would make the seniors suffer. No jobs, make for angry Americans, which is why a lot of people out of frustration jumped to the Tea Party. Unfortunately, the Tea Party had their own agenda. I have yet to hear what their plan is, I just heard what Obama and his administration is doing wrong. It will be interesting to find out what these politicians are going to do. The problem is if everyone in politics are fighting NOTHING and I mean NOTHING will get done. So sit back and watch the fireworks that some of you people caused.
I've decided to take back that all Republicans in southern states are inbred hicks, they are not. All I was pointing out was the brainwashing going on. My own brother is a Republican, for the life of me I'll never understand it. The only reasoning I can think of is to have conflict and a reason to argue. If you firmly believe that the Republicans are doing a good job and they are your first choice. So be it, I really don't care one way or another. It's unfortunate that people that aren't wealthy are actually voting for the people that will increase your taxes. Sure, they say they wont, you'll see it in other ways. Medicine, Gasoline, Technology. See most of the Government be it republican or democrat are share holders in some major corporations. The problem with that is it's in their best interest to keep themselves rich. I just know that the Democrats will look out mainly for middle class over the wealthy. The main reason is because most of their political backbone is working class. Keep the working class happy and they keep the votes. It usually supersedes the Republicans, if the Democrats go out and vote! PLEASE VOTE NEXT ELECTION!
Hey, all political parties are dirty. I'm not supporting anyone except the President. I really feel for the poor guy. He's getting royally screwed because he took over after a main criminal in American history. President George W Bush, the man is a complete and utter fool. I've never seen a president look as bad or as uneducated as that man. It was detestable to watch him speak. I wanted to break my TV how he was our president for two terms is questionable. Anyone that voted for that idiot (especially the second time)I would love to punch you in the face for being that stupid. Technically he was a puppet on a string pull him and he'll act like a dolt.
Oh, for anyone who wanted to claim refugee status. I looked into it, it's almost impossible, but it's doable. So for now I'll stay here, probably only temporary, problem is there is nowhere I can even think of that would be much better. Well, there could be better placed. I'm just not sure I could stomach it.
This is one of the worst financial crisis in American history. Yes, we will get out of this, hopefully before we get bombed by some angry country. The things is, it will get worse before it gets better. We will be paid less if we can even find a job, inflation is jumping I see it everywhere, longer hours, cause more stress, we may lose our house, but it's OK we might get out of this. Even if we do at what cost?
I may exaggerate a little, but shockingly I'm really not far off. I really want to believe that I live in the best country in the world. I wish I could feel less strongly on the subject frankly. These assholes pushed me too far. It's unfortunate, I never really gave a shit about politics, it's directly affecting me, family, friends, the majority of people I know.
I was in the Army National Guard, while in training I met a wide variety of people. You'd be surprised at some of the people the Army lets through. That's a whole different issue. However, my friends are fighting for what I don't know. I don't think they truly know. All I know is that some of them have died, will die, and for what? For a bunch of jerk offs in Washington? I really hope not, the US sticks it's fat nose in everything. If we focused on our own country the world would be less willing to blow the shit out of us.
Do you realize that other countries laugh at us. Sure, we're not the only economy suffering right now. Most if not all of our allies are hurting. On the contrary our enemies are thriving. Maybe if these politicians that spent and obscene amount of money on their candidacy would have put the money into the economy we could be at less of a deficit.
Look, please take my blog with a grain assault, if you want to believe the bull shit you hear go for it. I'm just trying to get the point across, a little harsher than most, but it's the point I'm trying to make.
No matter who is in charge of our government, we will suffer in one way or another. There is nothing short of handing us money that they can do to make it better for the working Americans. I am just a firm believer that the Republicans are the evil force behind screwing everyone to get what they want. My case and point, the ads, everyone was tired of seeing them. Why wouldn't you just tell the people what your policies are on subjects we care about. Most normal people would have voted on that basis. With the ads as obscene as they were it made your average American say forget it. I'm not going to bother to vote. Well there ya have it. If you can dig through the garbage you hear, read, and see it will be helpful. It's hard to know whats real and whats just utter bullshit. I really want to get across that just ignoring the situation is worse than joining a crazy cause. At least they are trying to change something. Even if it's small in numbers most of the time like with the Tea Party you will get heard!