Let's Not Be Friends.

I don’t want friends like these.  Most people are dickheads in some form of another. Some assholes I like and get along with, others not so much.

Here are 10 types of assholes I steer clear from.

1. Bad Drivers – These people are everywhere while they could possibly be alright to talk with and deal with periodically, the reality is they’ll kill you or someone one day. I try not to associate with a bad driver. Who want’s to go visit someone in prison? I certainly don’t.
2. Annoying People-These clowns either have an annoying voice, or their general demeanor is annoying as shit. Someone who irritates you without trying. This person sucks, I avoid these assholes.                                      
3. Stupid People-The people that talk to you but have no idea what they’re talking about. They are usually very uneducated and frequently misspell. Not that spelling is everything but overall they look stupid in general and I can’t be bothered with them.
4. Arrogant People-These jackasses are extremely conceited. They think they’re more important than anyone else. Donald Trump comes to mind, but you get the point. I can’t handle these people, they can just go to hell. 
5. Overly Religious People-These people fall partly in the category, annoying people. These sinners are usually knocking on doors or telling someone else how to live their life. If you have to pimp your religion to me, it can’t be that great. I’m not looking to hear a sales pitch. 
6. The Anti-People- These people are anti, this and anti that. It’s exhausting, just shut the fuck up already we don’t want to hear it. They’re against things just to be against something. I won’t put up with a person like this. 
7. The Bossy Person– Those people that think they can tell you what to do when they’re not your boss. Not even your family, sometimes these people are family, but for the most part not. These people can get fucked, no random asshole is going to tell me what to do. Prison would really suck. 
8. Judgemental People– These asshats are shit talkers and pass judgement on everyone. A lot of the time these people  will judge before knowing someone or judge when they’re no one to judge. They are the type of people that should always look at themselves because they’re usually the worse of their prey.
9. Rude People- I can’t stand rude people, these are the jackasses you hold a door open for and they walk through without even a thank you. These bastards are the ones that treat a server like shit and don’t tip. These are the ones who have no manners and may have been raised by animals. 
10. Bigots– These people hate for no reason and they piss me off. There are bigots of all races and cultures. From racists, that hate because of someone’s skin color, to religious psychos that are against gay marriage, to the cavemen that are against women. They’re all pieces of shit, in my opinion, can’t be near these fuckers.

Trump Supporters Are Fucking Crazy!

Two states have chosen Donald Trump as the Republican front-runner in the 2016 Primary election. It leads any reasonable person to believe the majority of voting Republicans in South Carolina and New Hampshire have severe mental illness or they are intellectually retarded. Then again, they are registered Republicans so I guess, it’s pretty clear it’s both.

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Mental illness is real, this I know for a fact. Having worked in mental health, I can tell you that they walk amongst you frequently. Many of the people with mental illness I have encountered were bible thumpers, so that checks off that theory.

According to the Mayo Clinic, Donald Trump suffers from Narcissism if that wasn’t apparent. The man has sued everyone he has ever had a disagreement with. He is currently filing a lawsuit against Ted Cruz over a political ad.

Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental disorder in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance, a deep need for admiration and a lack of empathy for others. But behind this mask of ultraconfidence lies a fragile self-esteem that’s vulnerable to the slightest criticism.

A narcissistic personality disorder causes problems in many areas of life, such as relationships, work, school or financial affairs. You may be generally unhappy and disappointed when you’re not given the special favors or admiration you believe you deserve. Others may not enjoy being around you, and you may find your relationships unfulfilling.

Narcissistic personality disorder treatment is centered around talk therapy (psychotherapy). –Mayo Clinic

Over 30% of adults in the US self-report mental illness. These are just the people that realize they have a problem. A person like Donald Trump does not know they have a problem. So they wouldn’t report it, the number of actual mentally ill  people in the US is very high. Some have called it an epidemic.

Not only did states close mental health facilities, but many that need to be medicated are unable to pay for it. The state mental health facilities may have been inhumane at times, but instead of shutting them down there should have been corrections made to provide quality healthcare. In any case, apparently the mentally ill crazies in New Hampshire and South Carolina are voting.

Updated 2/21 Disclaimer: In no way am I making fun of mental illness, just people that vote for Donald Trump.  I am an advocate for mental illness sufferers. Mental illness is real.

6 Things Donald Trump And My 10 Year Old Have In Common.

They're both Assholes

My six-year-old can be a little asshole with her talking back and bitchy little ways.

Shut up you little loser, that's why no one likes you or talks to you.

-10 year old talking to 6 year old sister.

Donald Trump is an asshole on a daily basis.

You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.

- Donald Trump

Think They're Superior

My 10-year-old is a gymnast and thinks she's better than everyone else.

I can beat everyone on the vault, I'm better than the older girls too. -10 year old.

Trump thinks he's better than everyone, superior in every way. He is running for President, I guess that's a good example.

Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest—and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.

-Donald Trump.

They're both Racist.

I wouldn't say my daughter is racist, she's observant. Close enough.

Mom, why am I the only white person? - 10 year old.

Donald Trump makes racist statements it seems every interview he does.

A well-educated black has a tremendous advantage over a well-educated white in terms of the job market. I think sometimes a black may think they don’t have an advantage or this and that…I’ve said on one occasion, even about myself, if I were starting off today, I would love to be a well-educated black, because I believe they do have an actual advantage. -Donald Trump

They're extremely Bossy.

My 10-year-old loves to boss her sisters around, she treats my youngest like a slave.

Go get my blanket, tablet, and pillow from my room.

- 10 year old

Donny is obviously bossy, he is a boss and always telling people what to do.

They can go fuck themselves. -Donald Trump

They're both Liars

My daughter lies constantly and she's extremely bad at it.

I did all my homework for the week. - 10 year old lie.

Since the campaign trail began for Donald Trump it has been found he is truthful only 1% of the time.

"Don't believe those phony numbers when you hear 4.9 and 5 percent unemployment. The number's probably 28, 29, as high as 35. In fact, I even heard recently 42 percent."

-Donald Trump

They act like Babies

My little girl whines, she pouts, she cries, and she freaks out for very little reason at all.

I HATE EVERYONE!

-10 year old as she's slamming her door.

Trumpy likes to act like a child and has done so in public on several occasions.

Donald Trump filed a lawsuit against Bill Maher for making fun of his father.

The similarities are astounding, it brings me to one conclusion. Donald Trump is a child.

12 ways to avoid being a douche on social media.

Posted on February 7, 2016

If you already know you’re douche this is the post for you! If you don’t know you very well could be. Here are some ways to avoid being a douche.

1. Posting selfies over the toilet! In fact posting in your dirty ass bathroom is disgusting enough. No one wants to look at a fucking toilet!

   2.  Uploading naked/half naked pictures of yourself with your kids in the background, you dirty hookers!

3. Advertising your half eaten food, no one wants to see that shit. Nor do we give a flying fuck what you had for dinner.

  4.  For the love of God (yes, went there) do not post your religious crap! Everyone has their own beliefs don’t try to ram it down everyone’s throat! Trust me that wont get you closer to Jesus. Goes for you too atheists no one wants to see that shit either!

5.  You’re a special kind of douche if you post pictures of yourself doing drugs. Do drugs quietly like the rest of the world.

6. This is a two for one special. Do not get drunk and post stupid shit on the internet! Especially if it’s an illegal act.

7. Posting a picture of yourself while flexing makes you one of your bigger douches.

8.  You’re a classless douche if your teaching your daughter to be a whore.

9. If you’re going to photo shop yourself, at least do it right.

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10. Don’t post your money, guns, or drugs. You are my favorite type of douche, an incriminating one.

11.  Commenting on an article when you only read the headline.

12. Under no circumstance should you post pictures of you holding a weapon to your child.

Well there you have it. There are many more ways to be identified as a douche on social networking. You can start with these and work your way up.

Asshole of the day was a close call. It was won by Chris a racist hillbilly. He decided to post something ignorant. I’ll let you see for yourself.

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